Top Ten Things To Do When Internet Is Down

10.) FREAK OUT
9.) Hit refresh.
8.) Inspect modem, router, run back to refresh again.
7.) PANIC
6.) Look around as if lost in a foreign country and wander aimlessly…while bolting back to hit refresh.
5.) Come to terms with how pathetic technology has made you as a human being and resist urge to revert to toddlerhood and have a tantrum on the floor screaming BRING MY INTERNET BACK UP NOW!
4.) Refresh while refreshing.
3.) Look out the window, make sure cable company isn’t accidentally disconnecting your service. (While refreshing.)
2.) Look about nervously and blankly. Refresh.
1.) If the internet has been down for twenty minutes, your are well within your rights to scream, THERE IS NO GOD! (While hitting refresh.)

3 responses to “Top Ten Things To Do When Internet Is Down

    • We had a tornado hit near earlier this week so Mediacom’s service has been, um…spotty, at best. I feel crippled without net and then I feel pathetic. Kind of like being a teenager with a license but not car. You don’t have anywhere to go, you just feel better having a way to get there.

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